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Joke of the Day
"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."
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"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."
"when life gives you lemons, be thankful it didn't give you cancer"
"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"
"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"
"Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore."
"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"
"What's the capital of Greece? The G"
"The best things in life are free. Stealing is awesome."
"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"