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Joke of the Day
"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""
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"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."
"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."
"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!"
"It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog."
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."
"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"
"What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together? 12 Casualties"