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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."
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"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."
"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."
"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."
"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."
"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"Exaggerations... ...went up by a million percent last year."
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."