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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."
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"My grandpa was always disappointed in me.... When I was five my grandpa was always disappointed in me. He would tell me ""when I was your age I was six."""
"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."
"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"
"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."
"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art."