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Joke of the Day
"What did hitler say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? ""Au, schwitz!"""
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"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."
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"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."
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"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex... I'm tired. I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. I am your sister-in-law."
"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"
"Worst Excuses For Being Late 5) Too many dragons 4) Out of dragons 3) I'm not late, Steve is 2) Time is fake 1) Made a list of excuses"