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Joke of the Day
"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"
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"Boss ""I'm looking for a volunteer."" Me *chops off own legs ""I can't!"" Co-worker ""I'm busy, sorry."" Me ""damn, that's a better excuse."""
"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"Age gets better with wine"
"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"
"Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are worth a polar bear."
"What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? You're just going to have to be a little patient."
"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."
"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"