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Joke of the Day

"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"

"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"Why are millenials so odd? Because they can't even..."

"How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot? 3/5ths"

"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."

"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."

"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."

"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""