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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."

"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high She told me she's tired of my repost BS and divorced me. It was definitely a surprise."

"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."

"Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride? It was two tired..."

"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"

"What starts out happy but ends in tears? Marriage"

"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"

"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."

"People are weird. Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out."

"Someone talking about something passionately automatically makes them 10 times cuter, unless it's Hitler... Then it's only nein times cuter"