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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
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"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."
"a toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet..."
"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."
"I'm going to post a joke I hope it dosen't get [deleted]"
"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."
"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"
"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"