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Joke of the Day

"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."

"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool? ""Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"""

"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"

"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"I'm in a band named 999 megabytes We still haven't got a gig yet"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."