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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"
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"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"
"What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !"
"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."
"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash."
"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""