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Joke of the Day

"What starts out happy but ends in tears? Marriage"

"You have to chose between your SO and one million dollars. What is the first thing you would buy?"

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Which way did the programmer go? He went data way."

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery."

"My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine."

"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."

"How do birds learn to fly? They just wing it."