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Joke of the Day

"People are weird. Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out."

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"A dyslexic walks into a bra"

"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"

"How is cribbage like anal sex? In both, scoring involves pegging."

"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""

"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"

"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"

"Between texting, tweeting and E-mails, I haven't spoken a word in the last 3 years."