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Joke of the Day

"Alright MythBusters, it's time to step it up. You're busting viral videos now? Next you're gonna tell me Toy Story 3 was bullshit."

"TIL this is a shameless copy of one of the top posts on this sub just changing a few words Woops wrong sub"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both."

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"

"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"

"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."

"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."