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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."
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"The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!"
"What's E.T short for... Cuz he's only got little legs"
"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"
"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"
"What do you call a dog that can't hear? Doesn't matter much, does it?"
"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."
"I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, ""Yes!"" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in."
"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawler"
"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."