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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"
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"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."
"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."
"How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb? He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him."
"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"
"Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt."
"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
"I'm sure there's a supplement I could take or another easy solution to cure my laziness. Someone look into it for me."
"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."
"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."