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Joke of the Day
"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"
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"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."
"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"
"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."
"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""
"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."
"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."
"You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."