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Joke of the Day
"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."
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"What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike"
"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"