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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Q: What do snake charmers do in the rain? A: Turn on their windshield vipers."

"I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them. As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin."

"Welcome to Business Job. Squeeze my hand and I'll squeeze yours. There, now we're acquaintances. Here's your 3 walls and chair."

"The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe"

"Religion vs science? Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings"

"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""

"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."