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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky"

"Babies love to shake things, but hate to be shaken. It's like, pick a side, babies."

"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."

"Why did the grinch cross the road? HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!"

"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"How many eggs can you eat while fasting? Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore"

"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"