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Joke of the Day
"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."
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"Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a pinata."
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"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
"What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant? You have served your porpoise."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"
"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."