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Joke of the Day
"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"
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"I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic."
"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"
"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."
"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way."
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."
"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"
"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."
"Frozen Window Wife texts her husband ""Windows Frozen, what do I do?"" Husband texts back ""pour some lukewarm water over it"" Wife replies ""Gee, thanks. Now computer is totally fucked"""