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Joke of the Day
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer."
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"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""
"Oh crap, I just realized I've been posting to Friendster for the last month."
"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: I usually stay pretty still."
"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."
"The time for being a smartass isn't when someone is in a murderous rage. There's a discreet unmarked grave out there that'll attest to that."
"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""
"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."
"I went to a homeless themed fancy dress last night. It was shit.Fcuk all food or drink and we stood outside in the rain all night."