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Joke of the Day

"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer."

"-hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you"

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."

"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !"

"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."

"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"

"*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO."