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Joke of the Day
"Why did the grinch cross the road? HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!"
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"ME: Good date? FRIEND: Ok. Until he got undressed ME: Then what? FRIEND: [sticks out pinky finger] ME: Ah. Then he drank tea in a fancy way"
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"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"