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Joke of the Day
"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
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"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""
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"friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" I thought to myself ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."
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