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Joke of the Day

"How many eggs can you eat while fasting? Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore"

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"I've been watching a bird do a mating dance for half an hour now, it's working, I want him."

"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"

"My girlfriend once used Vaseline when she gave me a handjob . . I came four or five times trying to wash it off."

"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"

"Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout"

"Math puns... ... are a sure sine that you are going crazy."

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"