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Joke of the Day

"*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy... ... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)"

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday."

"How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke."

"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."

"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"

"I broke my arm playing golf today..."

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"