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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday."
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"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died."
"BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention ME: so... stop, collaborate, and listen? BOSS: you're fired"
"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."
"hmmm this cereal is bland, tasteless, boring, flat, flavorless...*checks box* oh, Synonym Toast Crunch"
"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."
"Which famous hip hop group are very open about their ongoing battle with their bowel habits? Public Enema"