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Joke of the Day

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

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"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"
"I forgot my coffee this morning so I'm gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe."
"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"
"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."
"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."
"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."
"Things never heard before sex, ""Wait let me take off my crocs first"""
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