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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke."

"$2000 date? We better be sitting at the table with Jay-Z and Obama at the same time while eating dinosaurs & sippin' on virgin Indian tears."

"Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created."

"My family tree is a cactus,,,,,, Yeah, we're mostly pricks."

"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"

"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"

"I feel bad for having sex with my best friend's sister. What's even worse is that my brother is my best friend."

"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."

"My friend Carlos got his car stolen We call him Los now"

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."