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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke."
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"What do you call a right angle that gets beaten into a long square? A rekt angle"
"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."
"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."
"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"
"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."
"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"
"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."