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Joke of the Day
"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"
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"What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger? Toot uncommon"
"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."
"Cracked a joke about the Titanic. Went down well."
"[angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you"
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"
"Your momma's so fat... ...that when I asked her what her what her favorite time of the year was, she said, ""dinner time."""
"It's a bird! It's a plane- -OH SHIT A PLANE IS COMING TOWARDS THE BUILDING"
"A Russian teaching his son the spelling of assassination One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."
"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."