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Joke of the Day
"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."
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"A white guy, Mexican guy, and a black guy are in the 5th grade, who has the biggest dick? Black guy because he's 18!"
"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"
"There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted."
"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."
"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."
"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."
"""This is bullshit"" - bull farmer giving barn tours"
"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."
"Why didn't the stick of butter confess his feelings? Because somethings are butter left unsaid."