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Joke of the Day
"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."
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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"
"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"
"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."
"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems? The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper."
"What happened when the child molester lost his job? Classroom 3-A got a new teacher."
"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"
"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"