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Joke of the Day
"I broke my arm playing golf today..."
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"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."
"Im a bit hurt that my friends told me I'm condescending. Condescending is a big word that means you talk down to people."
"What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !"
"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"
"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."
"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"
"Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying."
"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."