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Joke of the Day
"I broke my arm playing golf today..."
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"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."
"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."
"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."
"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"
"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."
"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."