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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Fuck if I know."
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"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."
"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"
"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."
"Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""
"Cashier: Bag or plastic sir Me: Neither (scoops up forty items under my shirt and walks out)"
"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."