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Joke of the Day
"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."
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"Cop: You were speeding. Me: Objection your honor. Cop: I'm not a judge. Me: Permission to approach the bench. Cop: What? Me: Sustained."
"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."
"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."
"Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for... During a practice run he caused negative results. Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for."
"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"
"I looked at the calendar and thought, ""It's been one of those days today."""
"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"
"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"
"Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce"