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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."

"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"

"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."

"[Trump speaking at rally] I love this country. I love America. I love singing the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Strawbangled Panther"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."

"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."