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Joke of the Day
"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"
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"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"
"It seems unfair that I'm bad with names but great at remembering every grotesque meaty neck I've ever had to wait behind at an airport."
"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."
"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."
"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"
"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"
"It's so rough where I live ... We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like ""We didn't see nothing"")"