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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"
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"When people tell me ""You're gonna regret that in the morning"" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver"
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."
"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."
"What does a German woman dial when a man won't take no for an answer Nein! Nein! Nein!"
"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."
"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"
"[Riot] ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" *far in the back* PIZZA ROLLS ""No Jim we want freedom"" ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" PIZZA ROLLS ""JIM"" But I'm hungry :("
"According to the BMI chart I am too short."