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Joke of the Day

"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT"

"""U put on suntan lotion?"" ""No"" ""Youll get sunburned!"" *sun descends, his voice echoes loudly* ""NICE BICEPS BRO, UR LIL SISTER LOAN EM TO U?"""

"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."

"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"

"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"

"Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down"

"I asked a terrorist how his day was going... He said it was great, his son died in a car bombing. The only problem? His son borrowed his car."

"I like my women like I like my memes... Dank"

"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"