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Joke of the Day

"Why do redditors have so many inside jokes? Because we're too afraid to go outside"

"Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush."

"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."

"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"

"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb? Made in Va-China."

"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."

"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"