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Joke of the Day

"What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb? Made in Va-China."

"What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer."

"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"

"Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives."

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"

"[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden.."

"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."

"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"

"Why is it called extra virgin olive oil? Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees."