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Joke of the Day

"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."

"What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? Captain D's Nutz"

"Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life."

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""

"I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated.. I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what."

"What is Michelle obama's favorite vegetable? BARACK-OLI"

"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."

"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"