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Joke of the Day
"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"
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"My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing."
"They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)"
"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"
"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"
"Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. ""Wait! What if I have to poop?"" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* ""Thanks I feel better."""
"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"
"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."
"Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon"