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Joke of the Day

"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."

"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."

"An Australian soldier arrives at the front line in WW1 where he meets a British officer. The officer asks ""have come here to die too?"" The soldier replies ""No sir, I came yesterday."""

"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."

"Why couldn't the chord get into the bar? She was A minor."

"Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion"

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass."