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Joke of the Day
"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"Who loves you more, your wife or your dog? Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk?"
"Theory: The Winter Olympics were invented by the cowbell industry."
"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"
"Alcohol doesn't get people drunk, people get people drunk. Drunk people get other drunk people extra drunk. People drunk people drunk people"
"Asked my magic 8 ball if I should turn my lights off or not... It said ""ON"""
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."
"Why are Alabama weddings so small? They've only gotta invite one family"
"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"