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Joke of the Day

"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"What's the only animal with two assholes; One regular one and one on its back? A police horse. Sorry, drunk regular at my local dive bar told me this. I enjoyed it."

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."

"I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out."

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."

"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"Even if God himself appeared & said ""Dude, I am real and you need to go to church today,"" I would still be like ""Yeah it's been a long week"""

"The world's shortest dirty joke ... Gynecologist found drug stash."