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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
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"If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye."
"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"
"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."
"I hate having to brush my teeth every morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."
"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."
"A blonde hears a guy telling blond jokes... She says ""i'm blond, and that's very insulting."" Guy says, ""alright, I'll repeat it slowly."""
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
"I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning"