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"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
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"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"
"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."
"Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall."
"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."
"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."
"Why do they call it P.M.S.? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"A dog and a cat walk into a bar. One starts licking its ass and the other says ""Two can play that game!"" They forget about drinks."
"Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality."
"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"