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Joke of the Day

"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."

"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?"

"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."

"I really would love to see two mimes arguing"

"A golden joke... Did you hear about the man who robbed the bank? He went up to the cashier and demanded all the gold. When the thief ran away, the cashier yelled, ""A u!"""

"H G Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. ""Bugger off""said the librarian, ""you didn't bring it back"""

"The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"