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Joke of the Day

"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""

"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."

"I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying."

"Just read a few inspirational tweets about courage and confidence and GUESS WHO IS GOING TO ROB A BANK TONIGHT?!!"

"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"

"Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father... Not screaming like his passengers."

"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""