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Joke of the Day
"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."
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"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not five because my basements still dark..."
"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"
"If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'"
"A german tourist. A german tourist arrives at Warsaw airport. The immigration office asks: 'Occupation?''. The german responds: 'No, just holiday''"
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"
"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."
"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"
"My idiot friend wanted to get into porn. He heard that the camera adds ten pounds."