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Joke of the Day

"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"

"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"

"The ""oops, wrong hole"" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend."

"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"

"What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup."

"A Jewish kid asks his dad if he can have five dollars. He answers, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"

"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"

"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."