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Joke of the Day
"How did blind slaves escape the South? The Underground Braille-road"
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"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"
"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"
"""There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions."" Children"
"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"So I had a blind date this weekend... I lied.   She could see."
"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"
"What's a good punch line to a Nazi themed anti-joke? Can you **not see** where I am going with this?"
"What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? Christians, Muslims, and Jews."